Tag: Compromise

Q: My husband and I talked about having kids while we were dating & agreed that we want them, but we never discussed how many. My husband just informed me that he wants to have at least SIX. He can't be serious, can he? How do I tell him that there is no way in hell I am having that many without hurting his feelings?

A: Say, "I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but have you LOST YOUR F**KING MIND?! There is no way in HELL I am having six ...

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Q: How can I make my husband shower after work? He works up to 13 hours but will only take a shower in the morning. I have tried complimenting him when he smells nice, and even bitching about it. HELP!!! I am sick of washing the sheets every other day.

A: Three words for you: 1) No. 2) More. 3) Poontang. If he doesn't think you are serious about showering off his nightly st...

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Q: I am Jewish and my fiancee wants me to become Mormon. I refused; however, he wants to have the wedding at a Mormon temple leaving non-Jews (i.e. my friends and family) out. What should I do?

A: Why not have an interfaith wedding? It's very common. I asked my friend Christine, who had a Jewish/Catholic ceremony, f...

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Q: My fiance is dead-set on getting a tattoo when we get married. He says he's doing it for me, but I don't like tattoos. Is it possible to talk him out of it, or do I need to let him do what he wants?

A: This is a tough call, but my gut reaction is to say let him do it, with the following parameters: it's smaller than a fi...

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Q: My boyfriend and I both prefer the same side of the bed. It is maddening. Is there any solution?

A: Well, you can do what my wife and I did, and get a bed made out of two left sides bolted together. Sure, I'm still techn...

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Q: My boyfriend is mad that I don't text him throughout the day to let him know if I'm busy or free. My days are a bit chaotic and very stop-and-go, why can't he just assume that I'm busy when I don't answer him right away? I feel like I'm reporting to some higher authority with every text and it's quite irritating.

A: I can relate. I don't love texting. I accept that it's part of the way we communicate now, but if I have to punch button...

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Q: My fiancee has admitted to having a mentally-based fetish about getting head. However, I have yet to find anything in existence that disgusts me more. He tastes horrible, not to mention is rather large, so it hurts my jaw. Is there a compromise we can come to without hurting his feelings?

A: Well, a good first step would be looking up the word "fetish," which I have graciously done for you. Fetish (N.) - 1. an...

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Q: I like to smoke weed. My boyfriend hates that I do it. I love him and I'll stop if it's going to ruin our relationship. He's not over protective, he let's me do whatever I want, it's just the weed that's an issue. He says he's just looking out for me and wants me to focus on school. Should weed even be an issue though?

A: He is looking out for you. And that's a good thing. Because if your boyfriend is worried that smoking pot is affecting y...

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Q: I want/need anal in our sex life. My boyfriend will not go there. Is it a lost cause or will he come around?

A: Holy role-reversal, Batman! Or should I say hole-reversal? No, I really shouldn't. I apologize. As a healthily perverted...

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Q: I love that my boyfriend is a huge geek, but the one thing that bugs me is his toy collection! He has not only 1, but 2 cabinet full of toys, including statues of scantily clad women with removable clothes. When I bring it up, he compares it to my shoes.

A: First of all, you should tell him that your shoes don't have visible plastic boobies. While the shoes/action figure comp...

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Q: I absolutely HATE giving blowjobs. I feel like they are so humiliating and I am completely self-conscious when I try to do it. Is this a total deal breaker for a guy?

A: Is not wanting to give blowjobs a deal-breaker? Not necessarily. It really depends on the guy. For some it's a deal-brea...

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Q: My brother's girlfriend wants him to wax the hair on his chest. I told him he shouldn't do it. What would you do if a girl you were seriously in love with asked you to go hairless?

A: How do you know she hasn't asked me already? I could be as smooth as a baby's bottom underneath these leather pants and ...

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