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Q: Do some men get dogs to pick up women? Ive noticed some men who use their dogs as bait (at dog parks, walks, or using the line: hey you want to see my dog?) to get women initially interested, sleep with them, and they move on to the next lady. Are dog parks the new booty call? It happened to my friend!

A: Yes, yes of course. Dog is man's best friend because they are mega pussy-magnets. Ever since the first cave man realized...

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Three Reasons a Dog Is Your Best Wingman

Dogs are probably the single most beloved animal on the planet.  Well, arguably pandas are a tie, but who wants a pet panda?  Besides, owning a panda isn't nearly as fun as owning a dog, because a dog can actually...

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Q: A guy friend keeps trying to hook up with me. He has a girlfriend. I've told him flat out, "no," I've told him exactly what I think of him, and have ignored/avoided him, but he STILL keeps trying! Will guys like this ever give up?

A: No, probably not, but you can teach him a lesson. First up...if you've told him "No" in no uncertain terms (good for you...

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Q: Are little dogs good choices for pets?

A: Sure, why not? Though this largely depends on your lifestyle. I'm completely against having a tiny dog around. I have lo...

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Q: My boyfriend has this huge dog and he lets him sleep on the bed with us. He gets between us and snuffles my face. I pretend I like it, but I don't. Should I say something or do I have to sleep with a dog the rest of my life?

A: A while back, someone had a similar question about asking her boyfriend to get rid of his dog entirely. If she's cold-he...

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Q: My boyfriend has a dog but I am seriously allergic. He's going to have to choose one of us if we are going to take this to the next level.... how do I convince him to choose me?

A: Pets are tricky. Especially baboons. A baboon once convinced me to trade power of attorney for two coconuts and half of ...

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On Going To The Dog Park

My wife and I are both "ambitious," in that she wants to save people's lives and I want to advise strangers on their relationship problems via humorous anecdotes. Because of these lofty goals, we've agreed it will probably be some...

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My Dogs Eat Better Than I Do

The epiphany hit me this morning. I had just finished measuring precise amounts of brewer's yeast and cider vinegar to ladle over the warm mound of yogurt, brown rice and steel cut oats in the bowl on the kitchen counter....

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