It's been a while since we took a look at all the creeps, douchebags and good old-fashioned a-holes who make life harder for all the decent dudes out there. Yes, it's the return of the "Week in Douche," now renamed...
Tag: Douchebags
If you've spent more than five minutes on the Internet in the past month, then you've probably seen the "S--t People Say" videos. What started with the funny, well-produced and (note to everyone who makes these) short, "S--t Girls Say"...
It's time for another installment of the semi-regular, semi-coherent, but always loveable "The Week In Douche." Join me as I round up the creeps, misogynists, and just straight-up a-holes who are giving us all a collective case of the douche...
It's time once again for the irreverent, somewhat controversial "Week In Douche," a semi-regular round-up of the week in jerks, butt-munches, a-holes, and, yes, douchebags. These are the guys who are making your life harder this week. Ready to get...
Introducing "The Week In Douche," a new feature which spotlights notable douchebags in the news. So many douchebags, so little time! This week in douche: -- Remember Dilbert? You know, that comic strip about the office...or maybe it's about a...
A: Ha. That's the first time I've heard of anyone having a Peter Lorre in M fetish. I'm sure you're not alone in your prefe...
A: It means he's married, engaged, or has a girlfriend. There are few more obvious signs of a cheater than a guy who won't ...
A: What??? What???? No. Telling you about other women he fantasizes about is not normal. That is flat-out messed up. Porn, ...
Here at GuySpeak, we get tons of questions about jerky guys. Douchebags, a-holes, "bilbo scumbaggins." A veritable rainbow of suck. So why do these guys keep getting dates? It's the same reason why we have Nickelback albums and Martin Lawrence...
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Q: Why are guys threatened by lesbians?
A: Uh, by "threatened," you mean "turned on," right? I don't know any guys who feel threatened by lesbians. We don't go aro...
Q: Guys with girlfriends always approach me. Why do I have "slut" written across my forehead?
A: It's their fault. Some guys are just skeezy. Swat 'em off like flies. You're probably friendly, and they take that as a ...
A: He turns down sluts for you? That's the ultimate honor. How can you pass on this prize? He's literally fighting off slut...
A: He will absolutely cheat on you again. The only absolutes in life are death, taxes, and that creeps who cheat on you, ge...
A: Stop hooking up with him. Ignore his booty calls, booty texts, booty IMs, booty Facebook messages, booty Tweets. This gu...
Q: Why do guys joke about infidelity?
A: Why do guys joke about the Holocaust? Or rape? Because they're insensitive and/or enjoy pushing the boundaries. As a com...
Just because he looks like a man, talks like a man, adjusts his joint while standing in the all-you-can eat crab leg buffet like a man doesn't mean he's a man. Appearances, as they say, can be deceiving. Hello, Terminators?...
Q: How much of Lyfe Jennings' "Statistics" do you agree with?
A: First off, that song is tremendous. (Listen to it here, or go here to watch the video.) Second, Lyfe Jennings is for rea...
A: Dump him. That'll get his attention. Seriously, stop being his doormat. He knows he can treat you like garbage and you'l...
Q: How do I save my best guy friend from being whipped?
A: I don't think you can. Have you seen what a whipped man looks like? That is a man who is fully engulfed in anti-manlaw b...
A: Dump him. He's using the need to keep the relationship on the DL as an excuse to womanize females. You're doing the righ...
