A: Alright, lets cut to the chase here and examine the elephant in the room. You. You put on 28 pounds - no, lets be honest...
Tag: Fat
A: Why you telling me? I ain't the fat, drunken, farting slob, nor do I know him to kick him hard on your behalf. Tell him....
I'm a girl who wants to be single - why can't people respect that? I'm the only girl in my computer science lab - will I be taken seriously if I wear skirts? Guys always want me to send them...
With Kirstie Alley claiming she lost 100 pounds so she didn't have to have "fat sex" and a brand new book on the topic called "Big, Big, Love" -- plus-sized sex seems to be on everyone's minds. Guys, do you...
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My BF's ex is coming to visit and wants to stay with him! My BF is taking things slow but I'm ready for a relationship! My BF called me fat! My BF called me skinny! My BF needs a birthday...
A: Well, there appears to be two facts at play. 1. You are seriously large, and 2. Your man is seriously into you. You are ...
Should a guy stick up for you if you're being harassed? Should he introduce you to all his friends? Should he keep old love letters from exes? Or keep fantasies of perfect bodies? Should sex during daylight be normal? And...
Q: How do you tell your boyfriend he needs to lose weight without sounding like a bitch?
A: How about: 1. Dude I love you, but you're a basket of sloppy flesh? 2. Honey, I noticed you're a refrigerator wrapped in...
A: Wow. There are so many things wrong with this question that I could write an essay - hmm, next weeks blog, possibly. But...
Check my e-mails yesterday, and find one from my handler. It's very bad news. "Write about Thanksgiving." That stark instruction strikes terror deep into what remains of my soul. Writing about something that every other blogger on the planet is...
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The other day, my editor asked me, "Do you really think people feel uncomfortable when they see super-skinny scarecrow people who are like 100% ribcage and look like they poop dust making out on television?" I don't really have an...
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There's one question I seem to get more than any other, and it goes essentially like this:"Hey Funny Guy, I'm one of our nation's many fat persons. However, I also enjoy sex and, by extension, being loved. How do I...
A: Well, the good news is, your boyfriend's sensitivity implies that he actually cares/notices what his weight is. I honest...
