A: The people who hate your vegetarianism so much are smug, self-righteous jerks. Sure, no one likes a pretentious vegan ju...
Tag: Food
They say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Though that is a terribly graphic and uncannily accurate description of how to murder a man with a knife, it turns out that, metaphorically speaking, it is...
A: No, it's not a horrible girlfriend quality, and you don't have to make up for it. Maybe you've heard: this is 2011, not ...
Q: What does it means when a guy takes you out to eat and he only eats a salad?
A: He's manorexic. No, I'm kidding. Maybe he's a vegetarian, or perhaps he had a big lunch and wasn't very hungry. Or maybe...
Guys, if you were bringing some lucky lady home for the holidays, what gift or gifts would you suggest she bring along for your family? The intended reaction should be: How-thoughtful-she's-such-the-perfect-girl-for-our-son-but-she's-not-trying-too-hard-and-we-instantly-love-her! Any ideas for holiday gifts for a guy's...
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A: Dump him. First he's making you watch him scarf down a Big Beef and Cheddar, then he's forgetting your birthday and "lik...
A: Thanks! I've never been called "bombtastic" before. That's awesome. Also awesome is baking something for your new guy's ...
A: It's a beverage, popular in Spain and Mexico, usually made with rice, milk, cinnamon, and sometimes vanilla. Usually ser...
Our blog theme this week is "The Secret Lives Of Men," so I'm supposed to tell you something you don't know about men. But you Guyspeak readers are a savvy bunch, so I doubt there's much you don't already know...
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A: Hmm, I never really thought about it one way or another. I don't know many guys who would judge a date's appeal on how m...
Whatever you do, don't order a salad on a first date. I fear that women feel pressured to peck, nibble, and suckle on leafy greens, because they think they're being judged. Trust me, dudes can see the mozzarella stick lust...
Q: Why does my boyfriend chew with his mouth open?
A: It could be that your boyfriend has an unusually large jaw, which forces him to chew with his mouth open, but, it's much...
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Q: My boyfriend loves to cook, but his food tastes terrible. Should I tell him?
A: Yes, you should tell him -- to go work for Applebee's. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Thanks, I'm here all week. Seriously, though, ...
As I'll probably mention frequently on this blog, my wife is in medical school. I write comedy on the Internet. This relationship dynamic has several immediate impacts on my life. Firstly, I live with the humbling knowledge that there will...
