A: I think you will end up having to distance yourself from him. It's sad, and it sucks, but he doesn't respect your decisi...
Tag: Friendship
A: You can stop rewarding him when he says those things. Here's the problem: he doesn't want to get better. If he did, he w...
A: Well, what else would it be? No man likes the other dude in the picture. One, we don't trust other men around or women. ...
A: Funny you should ask that because there's a very good chance that he is. Well, not compensating for the friendship, but ...
A: Well given your obvious lack of belief in your friend (as evidenced by your "thinks she is bisexual" line), I'd say that...
A: Really?? You were conditional friends. More than likely the kind of friend that he was interested in seeing nude. As soo...
A: Yes, absolutely. She will need your friendship. I'm a big fan of forgiveness; it is almost always the right response. Th...
Sometimes I sit in bed and wonder: why do so many good people date board certified assh*les and think that's the best they deserve? Every friend group has that one dear pal who somehow has it in her or his...
Continue reading: "You Can Choose Your Friends But You Can't Choose Their Nasty-Ass Lovers " »
A: Well, I asked all my female friends on this and they agreed that men and women could never...hey, wait a minute! It's no...
This is not another Valentines Day blog; not because I'm against the holiday, but because I think there's another, more important holiday that calls February home. Yes, of course, Black History month, but I'm talking about a lesser-known holiday with...
Continue reading: "F Valentines Day, February is Friendship MONTH." »
Because who wants to read 500 words when I can answer it in 1-2 sentences? What is a guy's favorite type of foreplay?Whichever one is your favorite. He gave me a "friendship kiss." What the hell was that?I don't know,...
Continue reading: "Quick Answers To Your Quick Questions, Vol. 13" »
A few days ago a friend of mine showed me the manuscript of her upcoming book; it's an impressive first person narrative that will be published by a major publisher later this year. Naturally, I became gripped by two things:...
Continue reading: "Celebrity Totem: How Many Of Us Have Them?" »
A: Gee, I don't know. Is it pointless to visit Rome if you don't intend to move there? Is it pointless to see a movie if yo...
Q: Would you consider becoming intimate with your best female friend?
A: I considered it the instant I read your question, and for about three minutes thereafter. I consider becoming intimate w...
A: Yes, it means something. Several things, in fact: It means that he is sexually attracted to you, so much so that he can'...
A: If by "fianceé", you mean women he is pledging to spend the rest of his life with then I totally feel you. The nerve of ...
A: Well, this is bound to be the least funny advice column this Funny Guy's ever written, but here goes: as misfortune woul...
Q: Are you scared of gay men and if so why?
A: Well, they keep trying to eat my brain for one. Wait, that's zombies. No, I am not afraid of gay men. Are you? You shoul...
A: You forgot "modest." Just kidding. Confidence is a good thing. I wish I could say for sure why no one's asking you out, ...
A: You don't. It's not your place to convince her. She's an adult and can make her own choices. Yes, you're a good friend t...
