Q: When did you lose your virginity?
A: I lost my virginity on July 14th. Batsille Day, but of course known to most simply as the day Billy the Kid was shot and...
Tag: Funny Guy
This weekend I'll be interviewing (on camera) the very witty and layered ELNA BAKER for GUYSPEAK. Elna is a successful writer/performer/storyteller with an amazing past -- juggling religion, body image, virginity and the search for personal truth, to name a few.Her...
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Thanksgiving is over. But, like you I'm still tripping on turkey tryptophan and old lady lipstick kisses. It's a terrible condition, but thankfully not one without a cure. Welcome to the second installment of The GSSHQUS&WE AWARDS!!! (The GuySpeak's Strangest...
A: Flattery will get you everywhere, Mom. Thank you. No really, thanks. This submission tickled my face and warmed my knees...
WELCOME! To what? To GuySpeak's Strangest Half-Questions, Unanswerable Submissions & Weirdest Entries Awards, hosted by your favorite/current Funny Guy, me. The GuySpeak's Strangest Half-Questions, Unanswerable Submissions & Weirdest Entries Awards, better known as The GSSHQUS&WE AWARDS, or simply as...
Join me on GuySpeak's Facebook Page for a Comment Party that will kick all types of ass. Topic One: Can cheaters reform? Topic Two: How do you break-up with someone?...
I had a girlfriend a few years back that insisted I terminate my friendships with essentially any girl I ever hooked up with. Yes, you heard me right. Whether it was a girl I French kissed at summer camp in...
A: Sure, for some things. If you don't know your breast size you may inadvertently buy a 46 Double D bra when in fact you a...
A: Sometimes a guy needs to reacquaint himself with his first sexual partner - himself. It doesn't make him lazy or a boob,...
A: Well, I think this is a fair question but I also think there isn't a direct one to one equation between a guys interest ...
Q: Men's opinion of a women in uniform? Stuffy or hot? Do tell.
A: Stuffy or hot depends on two things: Who's stuffed in it and what kind of a uniform? A hot woman is made even hotter in ...
Q: What do girls talk about when they go into the bathroom together?
A: When girls leave as a gaggle and head to the restroom, they have one thing on their mind: engaging in passionate, acroba...
Q: What are the first 10 things you notice about a girl?
A: When a woman of interest walks in a room, guys (even really really dumb guys) get this wave of Sherlock Holmesian deduct...
A: I'm wondering why you quoted "down there" and not "a little stubble". Surely we all know what down there is, but a litt...
A: First you limp to the side like your leg was broken Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like you was smokin' Crazy wack funky. O...
A couple of months ago, I stepped out of the shower, did my normal pecs and gluts posing and suddenly froze in disbelief. What the shit is this, I thought? Who is this dude who standeth before me with what...
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A: First off, your boss sounds a like a really stand up guy. Boning his employees, pulling their hair at work, ignoring mor...
Q: My man says I don't turn him on. What turns men on?
A: What turns men on? What turns men on is... what turns you on. Yup. Now, what I mean is not that Kim Kardashian's boner-b...
A: It's going to take more than a couple of days. Remember how you felt after seeing Katherine Heigel's '27 Dresses'? Viola...
