Once again back is the incredible, the rhyme animal...me! Okay, if you aren't a Public Enemy fan then you wouldn't recognize those first two phrases. And what do they have to do with the price of bottled water in Antartica?...
Tag: Guyspeak
A: A question about questions. How meta. I can't speak for the other men on the panel, but generally I look for questions t...
2012 Week One is coming to a close. Hopefully, it's already kicking your 2011 square in the junk. We here at Planet GuySpeak are locked, fully loaded and ready to deliver another action packed year of quality advice and giggles....
Continue reading: "GUYSPEAK'S BEST OF THE WEEK Presented by Funny Guy" »
Thanksgiving is over. But, like you I'm still tripping on turkey tryptophan and old lady lipstick kisses. It's a terrible condition, but thankfully not one without a cure. Welcome to the second installment of The GSSHQUS&WE AWARDS!!! (The GuySpeak's Strangest...
I received an interesting question in the Guyspeak queue earlier this week that questioned whether us Guyspeakers were exceptions to the rule when it came to men out there. We all seem to be open-minded, empathetic, and lacking any false...
Q: It's not fair that the same question gets answered multiple times..and stupid questions at that!
A: I agree. It's not fair. We try to avoid it but aren't always successful. Sorry about that. Thanks for the feedback....
A: Well aren't you a sweetheart? Thank you. The gods of Guyspeak assure me that your question will be truly anonymous. We d...
A: This site was started by WeTV, not the guys who answer questions here. We are hired guns. I have no idea what it cost to...
Names have been around for a long, long time. Ever since Adam and Eve, though it seems a bit unnecessary considering there was only two people alive at the time. Unless Adam was talking to himself, it was pretty...
Continue reading: "First Names: Why Do Some Make Us Hurl, And Others Make Us Hug?" »
Q: What does it mean when a guy says "don't fall in love with me"?
A: You know, despite how simple this is, this is actually a good question. And here's why. Rolled up (no Wiz Khalifa) into ...
Q: What do guys do at sleepovers?
A: Guys, regardless of age, do four things at sleepovers: Lounge, Lust, Laugh and Ingest. Here are 3 examples, with slight ...
(Originally posted in 2009, but worthy of a repost since the issue has been coming up again lately.)If you're wondering why your questions don't get answered, there's a simple answer: volume. We get more questions than we can possibly answer....
Continue reading: "How To Improve The Chances That Your Question Will Be Answered" »
A: Interesting question. And I think you may be pretty spot-on accurate. If a guy refers to you as merely "beautiful or pre...
New month = new set of quickies. And who doesn't love a quickie every now and again?Is it appropriate to call my boyfriend over just for sex? Would he feel used?Of course he would feel used. That's kind of the...
We know. You love the GuySpeak guys. Well, most of them at least. And you love when your questions get answered. Except when they don't get answered immediately, and then you get pretty ticked off with us. We get it. So...
Q: you have a boner all the time
A: Oh, man. You weren't supposed to notice that. What can I say--I really like writing for Guyspeak. Speaking of boners, yo...
"There's this guy," the question always starts, "and he does this and he said that and sometimes he does this other thing," you continue. Then comes the actual question, one we get at least twice a day, every day: "Does...
Q: How do you tell your boyfriend he needs to lose weight without sounding like a bitch?
A: How about: 1. Dude I love you, but you're a basket of sloppy flesh? 2. Honey, I noticed you're a refrigerator wrapped in...
Q: Who started this site? How is it that you got this position as the Wise Ass?
A: Benjamin Franklin. Because I am awesome, that's how. Duh....
It was exactly 11:20pm last New Years Eve, that you made a promise to yourself -- A final resolution to throw into your 2010 bucket of things to "get right" in the coming year. Right next to losing 15...
Continue reading: "Tonight I'm Gonna Party Like It's All About ME" »
