After years of painstaking research (ie, going to the bathroom a lot), I finally feel qualified to reveal the mysteries of what exactly your boyfriend could be doing that's taking so damn long in the bathroom. I know what you're...
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If you detect some spelling errors in this post, please forgive me. It's only because my hands are shaking, though whether from sheer rage or a horrifying tickle flashback, I know not. But I type through the pain, because someone...
A: Even if I could plumb your ex-boyfriend's mind for the answer, I wouldn't tell you. Because you don't get to know that. ...
A: Yup! Wrong as rain. Wrong as Wrigley's. Wrong wrong wrong as the day is long. Wrong-er like a dong-er. As incorrect as t...
A: Have you ever stopped to consider that the man may enjoy Previews? I love trailers, and if my wife tried to "release the...
Q: Why wouldn't a guy want to get into a girl's pants?
A: I understand your confusion. About 85% of the advice we give on this blog involves pointing out that however horny you i...
Q: Is there a difference between having sex and making love?
A: The fact that you have to ask is a sad statement about the ineffable gap between genders. Although speaking of effable g...
A: You will break many hearts, my dear. Guys, especially guys who are into you in a big way, are nearly as phone- text- and...
A: Hey now, Grumpyheart Sadpants. First off, whoever he is, I know for a fact that I didn't vote for him. He doesn't repres...
Q: Do guys like to cuddle or do they do it because they think their girlfriends want them to?
A: While constantly trying to guess what it is you want us to do IS one of a boyfriend's main occupations, I think most guy...
A: No more than it is to do it with all that junk on your chest, which is to say somewhat. Although like a duck learning to...
A: BECAUSE YOU SAID NOTHING WAS WRONG! Sorry, I'm just used to screaming that; hard to break old habits. The situation you'...
Fashion Week London has just passed us by, as you may have guessed from the smell of lycra and body glitter in the air. That got me thinking about fashion in general, and then, because I don't like doing that,...
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A: First of all, make sure your expectations are normal. There's a wide gap between "trimming it up a bit" and "manscaping....
Sex. Sex, you silly, silly women. In the last week, I've gotten at least a dozen questions that read roughly like this:MICHAEL! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, IT'S ALMOST VALENTINE'S DAY AND I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE GUY I'M WITH!...
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I have an anniversary coming up, and I've been married long enough to know what kind of gifts to get my wife. I've been trained, you see.Guys can be notoriously lousy gift-givers. You've heard the stories about men giving their...
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