As soon as I read this question an answer shot through my mind. And while GuySpeak really shouldn't be a forum to share my own phallic phunnies, I do remember from my SAT classes that your first answer is almost...
Tag: Penis
Q: sexy nicknames to call a guys penis?
A: 1. Andrew 2. The Meat Stick 2000 3. Superman, as in "Let me turn your Clark Kent into..." 4. Sergeant Skin Tube 5. The S...
No introduction needed. Except that was one, I guess. And now it just got longer. Enough of this.What does it mean if a girl gives a guy her underwear after sex? She wants him to wash it? Why do guys...
Q: What's the best and safest male enhancement pill?
A: None of them. Do some research. They're all scams. The only thing those pills enhance are the bottom lines of the compan...
A: 'Cuz he's a guy and we all think our penis will save the world. That's why we give them names. Your wang can't save the ...
Let's not beat around the pubes shall we? You know it and we know it: You have a small penis. Maybe it's decent when flaccid; passable when changing at the gym or getting pantsed by your buddies, but the fact...
Continue reading: "A NOTE TO YOU OR YOUR small PENIS'D BF" »
A: As you probably know men don't wipe their penis heads after peeing. They shake dry. It's not an exact science, but it do...
Q: I'm a virgin but my bf is VERY experienced. Will sex hurt him because I'm a virgin?
A: I'm going to assume this wasn't a typo and answer the question as I read it. NO NO NO, your vagina - - tight as it may b...
Q: Why are the guys in porn vids so big? They look like it would hurt.
A: Dear Questioner, You've unwittingly answered your own question, in part. Most porn is male made and male consumed - Ther...
I can't tell you how many ridiculous theories I've heard from women about how can they determine a man's penis size. Everything from the way a guy walks to the way he drinks his wine to the way he stares at...
Continue reading: "A Simple Solution To Predicting A Man's Wang Size" »
If a guy tells you he loves you after five months, does it count? What if your husband never, ever wants to have sex with you? Can you ruin things with a crush by making out with him? Or by...
Q: When we're fooling around in bed, why do guys always ask if I like their dick?
A: They ask because many men are insecure about their equipment, particularly guys who worry that they don't measure up. Th...
Q: How can i make my penis bigger?
A: The easiest way to make your penis bigger is to make everything around it smaller: pants, socks, keys, cell phones, cars...
Q: Has the down economy made you think less with your penis and more with your other head?
A: Well, not so much for me personally, but the sex industry on the whole has taken a hit straight in the kisser. People ar...
A: The quick answer is: you are what you eat. And right now, my friend, you are an omnivore. The longer (more thoughtful) a...
Q: What do men think about big-pussies?
A: Your crude and courageous question deserves an answer. Surely you are writing this, while in some emotional duress over ...
Q: My partner is 58 years old and he looks like his penis is getting smaller?
A: Are you asking me? I've never seen it, so I wouldn't know. Even if I saw it--and I'd rather not, thanks--I wouldn't have...
A: Hell yes, it's upsetting. Can you imagine if nights you're not there, your man is F'ing his ex's anatomically accurate P...
How do you survive Valentine's without a guy? A baby bump without the daddy? Jeans without undies? Sex without focus? A dude without a home phone? Or a guy without soap for his privates? How to handle anything on GuySpeak's...
A: That's disgusting. And not normal. Does he not shower every day? Does he shower and not clean his junk? The opposite is ...
