A: Wow. This one is hard. Well, my chivalrous side thinks he should let you keep the pet, but then the other half that love...
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A: Reasonable? Uh, no. Creepy and weird. But, ya know, if that's what my old mother needed to be happy, I might do it, too....
A: Yes, yes of course. Dog is man's best friend because they are mega pussy-magnets. Ever since the first cave man realized...
A: Being a Cat Lady is not strictly about quantity, or ratio of Homo Sapien to Felis Catus. It's about obsession or as I li...
I have a very short list of preexisting relationship conditions that would keep me from dating someone. So long as you're not on the run from the law (international courts count, btw,) addicted to meth, or a terrorist, chances are...
Q: Do you have any pets? What breeds? I like animals and am just curious
A: Meh, why not. I normally discourage curiosity, but hey - it's pets. I have a tank full of tropical fish, some of which a...
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A: The whole "lonely single woman with cats" thing has become sort of a cliche. It's also pretty sexist. Guys with cats don...
A: A while back, someone had a similar question about asking her boyfriend to get rid of his dog entirely. If she's cold-he...
A: Pets are tricky. Especially baboons. A baboon once convinced me to trade power of attorney for two coconuts and half of ...
My wife and I are both "ambitious," in that she wants to save people's lives and I want to advise strangers on their relationship problems via humorous anecdotes. Because of these lofty goals, we've agreed it will probably be some...
The epiphany hit me this morning. I had just finished measuring precise amounts of brewer's yeast and cider vinegar to ladle over the warm mound of yogurt, brown rice and steel cut oats in the bowl on the kitchen counter....
