Tag: Relationships. Love

Q: I was fooling around with a guy recently, fully clothed. I told him to get on top. He said it's impossible to get on top of me sometimes. I'm rather inexperienced, and I don't really understand. What did he mean?

A: Hm. Sort of odd response from your guy. I have two theories: Theory One: You are a very large gal, he's a very tiny fell...

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Q: My bf dreams about me alot...sexy, sweet or just random. IF i dream about him at all, its always bad, but i tend to dream about random guys i know in a sexual way (no sex, just kissing; fondling) My boyfriend thinks this has some meaning. What do you think?

A: Dreams are a mystifying thing indeed. Far greater minds than mine (Freud, Einstein, DiCaprio) have wrestled with the nat...

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Q: Do guys really think about other women during sex? Why?

A: Have you ever been caught in a rainstorm while thinking about sunshine? Have you found yourself eating cereal, but think...

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Q: What should I do about my cat...she keeps moaning

A: Your cat is moaning because she has limited ways to communicate her feelings to you, but none-the-less is trying despera...

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Q: My fiancé asked me to sign a pre-nup. How do I tell him that I don’t care about the money factor but am just really hurt that he is already thinking that that maybe our marriage will fail? Does the fact that he wants me to sign it mean that he doesn’t love me?

A: It doesn't have to mean that. You think it symbolizes that he doesn't love you, but what if it's the other way around? M...

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Q: My brother is suicidal and since i live with him it really isnt easy. No one knows this, but recently i trusted in my friend and told her. She said lets just forget this/not talk about this. Why did she say that to me when i trusted in her?

A: First things first: Your brother is suicidal yet "no one knows this." He needs help -- professional and adult; it's way,...

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Q: If a guy (in his early 20's) is really into partying and drugs now does it mean that he will be like that for the rest of his life? (he was really into partying and drugs in high school too)

A: Heavens no, Dear Reader; if he's a drugged out, zombie brained, frat cat now there's a fair chance it can be outgrown. H...

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Q: I just ended a very toxic relationship and it's been a few days, but I still don't feel like it's over. How do I deal with it?

A: It's going to take more than a couple of days. Remember how you felt after seeing Katherine Heigel's '27 Dresses'? Viola...

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Q: How can I tell if the Jewish man I'm seeing is open to a serious relationship with a non-Jew? I don't want to waste my time but we get along really well -

A: The most direct way to go about this is rent the 1991 Denzel vehicle, Mississippi Masala. As we all know, it explores th...

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Q: Dear Funny Guy, do you really believe that if a guy actually likes a girl he will do whatever it takes (within reason) to show up? I.e. if she asks him to stop by for a beer.

A: Yes. I absolutely believe that. Those in the dating world, who have an IQ over 80, know how to let a person know they di...

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Q: I've been dating a man for about a year. He told me that it's VERY hard for him to fall in love. He has low self-esteem, recently divorced and he won't let many people get close. Was he telling me that I don't have a shot?

A: Before I answer your question, I have a question for you. Are you sure the best YOU can do is date a guy (for over a yea...

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Q: I've always gone for the wrong type of guy. My relationships usually start on a club dance floor or backstage at a concert. Now that I'm growing up, where do the good guys hang out? Home Depot? Libraries? Help!

A: Libraries are old fashioned. You are correct. Good guys hang out at Home Depot. Specifically in aisle 6, near the route...

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Q: New Funny Guy?

A: Yep. Check it....

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Q: Help! the guy I've been hanging out with always says "you're going to make a guy very happy one day"... can you translate that for me, please?

A: Something tells me you may already know what this guy is saying. But sometimes it's easier for someone else to tear the ...

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Q: why do people always ask the same questions on this site?

A: You ask a good question. I'm guessing the reason most folks are asking the same questions over and over is that, well, e...

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