Q: He isn't romantic, I plan all the romantic events, he's 15 yrs older, what gives?
A: Well you said it yourself, he isn't romantic. And it's likely he's never been. Sure, he may have done a few romantic thi...
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Good news, everyone! Teenage boys have stopped lying about when they have sex!This is what I'm taking away from the report that teenaged boys these days are supposedly more romantic and caring. Because honestly, I doubt it.There is a positive...
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HowAboutWe has a fun article about men's urge to settle down and find a serious relationship during the fall months (as opposed to summer, when they just take the path of least resistance to banging). Guys, does fall put you...
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A: When it comes to sex, there's "incompatibility" and there's incompatibility. "Don't thrust so fast." "Why don't you ever...
A: I'd normally pass this over to CG - he deals with movies and stuff, it is his joy, his life and, well, his job - but I d...
Spring is my favorite time of year. The budding foliage. The animals coming out of hibernation to maul unsuspecting habitat murderers. It's the time of year when everything comes to life. It's also a great time for dating and love....
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Got a mail from my handler, which is sometimes a good sign, but more usually means more work for me. Just a link, and the cryptic line "Find out more!" Yep, it is extra work yet again. Click on...
What you say on a first date is more important than what you wear, order, or smell like (stupid doesn't wash off.) If the eyes are the windows to the soul, then words spoken are the credit ratings of the soul. Judging from what...
Just because he looks like a man, talks like a man, adjusts his joint while standing in the all-you-can eat crab leg buffet like a man doesn't mean he's a man. Appearances, as they say, can be deceiving. Hello, Terminators?...
Love Actually is one of my favorite movies of all time. I know. You'd assume that a gangsta like me would only be into ubergangsta movies like Shrek, The Lion King, or Beethoven's Second. I probably watch it once a...
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Q: Is it possible to be in love with someone but not know with who?
A: Sure! I was in love with a weird amalgam of Mary Jane Parker and every girl in my homeroom class for most of High School...
A: Well, it'd be kind of difficult to achieve now that two of the Beatles are dead, but I guess the propped-up corpses of J...
Q: Would you consider becoming intimate with your best female friend?
A: I considered it the instant I read your question, and for about three minutes thereafter. I consider becoming intimate w...
A: Continue living in the real world. Congratulations! Your relationship is absolutely standard in at least one regard: it'...
Q: Is there a difference between having sex and making love?
A: The fact that you have to ask is a sad statement about the ineffable gap between genders. Although speaking of effable g...
Q: What is your opinion of grand romantic gestures?
A: That they're usually employed to make up for something awful, or by people in the throws of infatuation. That said, the ...
A: The first thing I'd do is put the brakes on any wedding plans. I'm talking both feet and the emergency hand brake, too. ...
Q: Why would a man say flowers are a waste of money?
A: Because they SO ARE. Look, if he's using that line to excuse a total lack of romantic effort, that's one thing. But if t...
A: It depends on two things. One: are you any good? Are you Maya Angelou...or are you Jewel? It's like if a guy writes a te...
A: Perhaps. But what it really means is that the rumor about you or that rash you are alleged to have had has finally been ...
