Q: What do 19 year old boys think about?
A: Rather than relying on my academic and historical expertise on this matter, I will do you one better, and temporarily un...
Tag: Sports
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One of the most intriguing parts about any relationship discussion is the fact that men and women swear that neither of us understand the other one. We try to explain ourselves, largely to unsuccessful results. Honestly, I think that's part...
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A: Super Bowl etiquette follows the same protocol as a party for the Season Finale of the Bachelor, or an Oscar party. You ...
A: He likes you. The sports stuff was just to break the ice. If he was just looking to talk sports, he has about a bajillio...
A: No more than it is to do it with all that junk on your chest, which is to say somewhat. Although like a duck learning to...
As you may be aware, a very important weekend is just around the corner. That's right, it's the weekend my gas mower finally comes back from the shop! Boy, I'm going to be mowing up a STORM. Grass better WATCH...
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A: Aw, aren't you sweet to be concerned for us? My disco stick thanks you. Yes, riding a bike can be uncomfortable for a gu...
A: Why would you want to? I know, you want to be the most important thing in his life. And you are, most likely. But you ar...
