Q: How long does a guy need to date before he commits? All I am asking is for an engagement.
A: You are the reason men are afraid of commitment. All you're asking for is an engagement? All you're asking for is a prom...
Tag: The Female Brain
A: See, guys? Women are just as frightened of us as we are of them. Perhaps this is the opportunity we've all been waiting ...
Q: Is it true that guys can really "turn off their brains" and think about nothing?
A: First of all, in some cultures that's called ACHIEVING ENLIGHTENMENT AND TRANSCENDING THIS MORTAL PLANE. You talk that k...
Q: What is your least favorite thing about women?
A: Aw, I only get to pick one? Okay, I guess I'd go with the retractable spines they shoot out when startled. I hate that. ...
A: What would the guy you like knowing that you like him ruin exactly? Him not knowing whether you like him? The non-relati...
A: I'm a terrible dancer. I'm not talking about your foxtrots or macarenas, mind you (as I am a certified macarena champion...
A: Well, if I know anything about child rearing, it's that having your baby hastily and against the wishes of your partner ...
Hello, women of the Internet. It's me, Michael. If you're hearing the velvety tones of a voice that can only be described as "Isaac Hayes-esque," don't worry; I'm just in your head. That or you're a paranoid schizophrenic, in which...
Continue reading: "Oh Internet Women, Why Do You Love Me So?" »
A: Whoever said "we must learn from history or we are doomed to repeat it" never had a girlfriend, because I swear to all t...
A: Oh snap, you've done it now. You've asked the question that forces me to reveal my patented (okay, patent pending) femal...
A: I can't say no to a Venture Brothers reference, especially on the eve of their glorious return to TV. So, Walter, if tha...
