A friend of mine alerted me to this piece on Jezebel about a week ago, Your Vagina Isn't Just Too Big, Too Floppy, and Too Hairy--It's Also Too Brown. It's worth a read because -- like all good pieces --...
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Q: should I put a cookie in my girlfriends vajayjay and then eat it
A: As you've heard me preach before, "should" is a tricky word. I should have shiny white teeth and a nine inch schlong, bu...
Q: My vagina smells like champagne, any idea why?
A: There can only be 2 reasons for such a thing: One, your vagina is made out of a dry white wine and is currently fermenti...
Q: I'm a virgin but my bf is VERY experienced. Will sex hurt him because I'm a virgin?
A: I'm going to assume this wasn't a typo and answer the question as I read it. NO NO NO, your vagina - - tight as it may b...
A: As I've noted before: If vagina was on the menu at a deli it probably wouldn't be a top seller. But because it is not a ...
A: Fulfilling my earlier commitment to back-to-back labia questions answered, here is my response to question numero duo re...
A: WOW, it's raining labia questions on GuySpeak. This is the first one I got. A few hours later I snatched another one. Ra...
Some questions cannot--or should not--be answered.Why is it that my bf thinks it's okay to tell me about his poop and bowel movements, but every time I start telling him about my period he freaks out and says I'm being...
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A: Air. Pressure. Release. Sound. This is the stuff of aviation. And also the stuff of queefs. Why does it happen? Two rea...
There are no bad questions, only unanswerable ones.When my boyfriend says we don't get a long because of my attitude, does he mean something else?I slept with three guys in one night. Not all at the same time so does...
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Q: What does p*ssy taste like?
A: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens; Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens; As Julie Andrews points out s...
There are no bad questions. Only unanswerable ones. And some that aren't questions at all.Is it wrong of me to be mad if my guy goes out with only female friends until 5am?My bf will only call me and...
A: The quick answer is: you are what you eat. And right now, my friend, you are an omnivore. The longer (more thoughtful) a...
Q: What do men think about big-pussies?
A: Your crude and courageous question deserves an answer. Surely you are writing this, while in some emotional duress over ...
A: See, this is why I never go drinking with gynecologists, you learn more than you ever wanted to know. Assuming your guy ...
A: Let's put it this way, if the vagina was a sandwich on a deli menu, it wouldn't be the top seller. Nobody in their right...
Before it stopped publishing in 1992, American Film magazine used to run an annual feature called "The Top 10 Unproduced Screenplays Of ___ (whatever year it was)." In the article, various studio execs and agents and producers would heap mountains...
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Accept no substitutes.What's a guy really looking for in a girl? They all say the right thing in the beginning, "funny, smart, self confident" But what does a guy really want? Funny, smart, self-confident.How can I get my bf to...
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Q: Are men turned off when a woman's [ladyflower makes a certain sound*?]
A: No. Or at least, they shouldn't be. I opined on this topic a few months ago here on Guyspeak. Here's the link to my essa...
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