A reader sent me a link to this article (link NSFW-ish) titled, "9 Things Women Should Do More Often." My first reaction upon reading it: Meh. For starters, the list didn't include "Read GuySpeak" or "Tell The Wise Ass...
Tag: Women
It's not that women like emasculating their men. In fact, I'd bet if you polled 100 women, that 90 of them would state that they wanted a manly man. Tim "The Toolman" Taylor would be so proud. But for women,...
Continue reading: "Man Law Violations That Women Want Us To Engage In" »
I was listening to the radio the other day in Washington, DC, and I heard a story about the numbers of men changing their last names due to marriage. According to a site called Hitchswitch, which provides name changing services,...
Continue reading: "So, Whose Last Name Are We Taking, Boo?" »
A: The topic of intimidation is an interesting one because, well, I can't rightly imagine a mature man being put off becaus...
A: Of course you are going to talk about your dad. He's a big part of your life. Nothing wrong with that. As a dad myself,...
Know what's great about getting older? Not much. But aging does have its perks, and I don't mean 10% off at Picadilly. I said older, not old, buttmunch! I'm still young enough to have a ten-year-old, so don't sign me...
Continue reading: "Women Of A Certain Age And Why I Love Them" »
Nearly all men say that they'd love nothing more than for a woman to approach them and say, "hey, I just want some sex. Let's get it on." And nearly all men are liars. While there are a scant few who'd...
Continue reading: "Do Women Really Like Independent Boyfriends and Husbands?" »
Earlier this week, I was minding my own business on a sandy beach in Maine. Donning my sheer Speedo, and armed with nothing but a leather-bound edition of Hunger Games and my tall gin and tonic, I was hoping for some...
Continue reading: "Women Fall Under Three Distinct Categories: Hot. Kinda Cool. Threatening." »
Hyperbolic and generalizing as that title may be, I'm starting to believe that trust issues and women are more synonymous than Donald Trump and his toupé. I used to get upset when I ran across a woman with trust issues but in...
Continue reading: "Women Plain Don't Trust Their Own Instincts" »
"Bridesmaids" made a killing last weekend by portraying women as raunchy, crude and hysterical. Guys, do you think it's OK for women to make inappropriate, naughty or slightly vulgar jokes on a date? Is that keeping it real or keeping...
Continue reading: "Should Women Be Funny On Dates? GuySpeak Group Question!" »
One of the most frequent questions we (or at least I) get here at Guyspeak is: how do I know if he likes me? We've dedicated countless monkey hours and killed numerous blacktext trees tackling this issue. The biggest indicator...
Continue reading: "Sweetness and Cornballism, Man's Downfall" »
(I'm on vacation this week, so you get a rerun of one of my better blog posts. Or so said my wife, but then, she's a bit biased. I also thought it was fitting for Valentine's Day.)Yeah, I'm a bit...
Continue reading: "What We Like About You: In Praise Of Women" »
A: Is this OK? Is this OK? No, it's not ok. It's awesome. Do you know how many ladies lay there still like a mime in Times ...
Q: What do girls talk about when they go into the bathroom together?
A: When girls leave as a gaggle and head to the restroom, they have one thing on their mind: engaging in passionate, acroba...
A: I think it all depends on the tattoo. You're right, its almost odd to find a woman (or a man for that matter) without a ...
Q: What do guys think about the first time their girl farts in front of them?
A: Probably, WOW, what did she eat? Look there are entire schools of thought dedicated to women farting and burping around ...
A: Well this depends on the context: are you a tease because you are an overzealous flirt who will tell a guy that you want...
A: I don't think any man would expect you to shave everyday, but why is "groom" in quotes? Like what does it mean to "groom...
A: I doubt it. Most men, hypocrites that we are, find the idea of you being into another girl extremely hot. And I don't ju...
I've been inspired by my fellow agent of the literati, The Reformed Player. His love and appreciation for springtime and skirts, and further the women in them, I've realized that I too have a plethora of likes and loves that...
Continue reading: "My Favorite Things: The Spring Edition" »
