So, I don't have Batman's phone number and the 5000 Watt bulb in the Batsignal burnt out. Cue running around screaming in panic. Slow down, boy, comes the voice of my sensei. You have a real comedian on your...
Tag: Wtf
A: Yeah, drop him. How can you justify remaining in a relationship with somebody who has PLEDGED to never apologize? This m...
Q: my mother had had affair with my boyfriend
A: You're on the wrong site, sister....
A: Um, I mostly want to tell you that you're ability to be that graphic in 300 characters is impressive. Kudos. Here's the ...
A: So the other day I walked outside and I noticed it was raining and I said to myself, "Self, it's raining" to which I rep...
A: You really think that people hate you because you're pretty? I don't even know you and I hate you. Not because you're pr...
A: "He said sex was about conquering, not love." Ah, a true romantic. And you married this schlub? Clearly you two need to ...
Q: Hi, why won't my boyfriend poo in front of me?
A: I think the better question is why does it matter? And I'm going to try to make it thru this entire response without onc...
Q: do most black guys with no job date white girls to take care of them?
A: I'll just ignore the obvious ignorance of the question and answer it anwyay. I'm feeling generous today. So this sounds ...
A: You say, "What up, cracker? My name is Stephanie. How about this train, huh?" Then offer him a section of your Wall Stre...
Q: Kissing at red lights or in traffic, acceptable or no? I'm talking at just about every light.
A: And yes folks, this is a real question. I couldn't NOT answer this one. Um, I'm going to say that it's acceptable but re...
Q: Sometimes he likes me to be big spoon... weird?
A: That's so weird that I honestly have no clue what the hell you're even talking about. But it's Friday (Friday, Friday......
A: Congratulations. You've just won the award for possibly the most chaotic question I've read since starting here at Guysp...
A: It's not an uncommon practice for a guy and girl friend pair to create a "just in case/one day" plan. A pinky-swear prom...
So many great questions, so little time. Oh well, maybe next month.Why do my ex get so pissed when i tell him he was terrible in bed. it's the truth!i luuuvuuu...had a drnk rtu cum to mye hose..fur dinnrAfter we...
A: I can honestly say that this is the strangest question I think I've had here on Guyspeak. And truly, I'm unsure what's g...
So, Kelsey Grammer, of Frasier fame, apparently likes wearing woman's underwear, according to his 3rd ex wife, Camille. She filed for divorce back in July, after learning that he had got his mistress, and soon to be wife number 4,...
A: This brings up an interesting point. I've had various debates with people about whether or not its "bom" or "bow". Every...
A: Ah, okay. I thought maybe you'd taken a pie to the face. What a lovely and enlightening story. Thanks for sharing....
