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Girls BFF answered this question, December 5, 2013 7:22 PM
A: Well he’s clearly bi if he has a transsexual fetish. Though I realize that labels are completely unnecessary for this situation. At the end of the day, are you comfortable knowing that your boyfriend has engaged in sexual congress with other men. A lot. That’s all you need to figure out. If you are okay [...]
The Wise-Ass answered this question, December 5, 2013 4:50 PM
A: He was testing the waters. He’s thinking about sex with you but he isn’t sure if you’re ready yet, so he said something provocative to see how you would respond. If you had actually told him some sexual things you wanted to do to him, that would have been his green light to make a [...]
Girls BFF answered this question, December 5, 2013 2:17 PM
Q: A guy recently texted me he was feeling guilty about sleeping with me…was having a lot of confusing thoughts and needed more time. HE texted me after 4 days of silence and 2 unanswered texts. I asked him if he wanted to stay in touch as friends and he replyed “I totally do!!”..How should I proceed?? Help!!!!
A: Looka here sister, NEVER focus any time and energy on a man who feels guilty for sleeping with you. Because WHY would he feel guilty unless he shouldn’t have in the first place and WHY?? While most of us have definitely slept with women we shouldn’t have (and vice versa), rarely do we feel guilty. [...]
Girls BFF answered this question, December 5, 2013 2:03 PM
Q: I need your expert opinion! My man unwittingly walks around the house with half his bare butt out of his pants/underwear…it used to be just a 1/4 buttcrack but has recently doubled. If his mom wasn’t here I would not care. He doesn’t understand why it matters. Am I being too sensitive here? If not, what can I do/say?
A: This is a stupid problem to have, but it is a problem nonetheless. Your man is a “crack” dealer and there is no excuse for this. Here’s a preliminary question for you: did you not see this coming? Like ever? Is he big? Like is he just lazy or is this because his underwear really [...]
Mystery Man answered this question, December 5, 2013 11:45 AM
A: What you’re feeling is not rare. Some people would rather try to make a bad situation work that step out into a scary, uncertain world. I’ve heard plenty of stories of women staying with abusive men, or cheaters, or serial liars because they at least know what they’re getting. In their minds, the unknown is [...]
Reformed Player answered this question, December 5, 2013 11:21 AM
Q: I have been sleeping with this guy who lives 6 hours away.Our sex & communication is great, but he has seemed to not consider having a relationship because of the distance.NOW I have a job opportunity to move to his town.How can I tell him without looking creepy or pushy? Should I just move & tell him if I see him out?
A: Here’s the first question, and only one, really: Is it a good job opportunity? As in, if this guy weren’t living here, would you be considering this job? If the answer is yes, there’s your answer. The reality is, if you’re in the same town, you will have to reconsider the relationship to some degree. [...]
Mystery Man answered this question, December 5, 2013 10:00 AM
A: That’s an incredibly mean and dismissive way for him to treat you. That phrase, “Why don’t you leave then,” is a way for him to shut down an argument without actually talking about it. It’s an elegantly cruel thing. You bring something up and he decides he doesn’t want to have a conversation. So he [...]
The Wise-Ass answered this question, December 4, 2013 2:52 PM
A: He doesn’t want to see you. He believes in clean breaks, as do I, and as should you, because clean breaks are much simpler, trust me. He’s your ex, anyway. Why do you care if he’s trying to avoid you? Are you hoping to get back together? Are you trying to be friends? I don’t [...]