I know what you're thinking: the Wise-Ass is gonna go on a rant about how much Valentine's Day sucks, right? Wrong. I'm not. So there. Just when you think you know me, you don't. Unknowable, I am. Elusive. Tricky. A...
A: How do you know we're not telling you what you want to hear? You don't. You'll just have to assume that we are being as ...
A: I wouldn't worry: if you have an open enough mind to accept his sexual past, then you are already well-equipped to handl...
A: Oh, lighten up. He's just kidding around. What's the harm? HA, I'm joking. Couldn't resist. Such is my nature. Sorry. Ok...
A: ...What? Oh, I'm sorry. I was just thinking about how hot it is when a girl plays guitar. I'm going to have to say this ...
A: Ha! Mr. Boneder. I've certainly never heard that saying before. But it's going in the GuySpeak Dictionary. What does it ...